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Tickled #590

Tickled #590: Dear Salary, why are you not growing.

Tickled #589

Tickled #589: Unnecessary Remote Control buttons.

Tickled #588

Tickled #588: She is an open book. You just have to discover in what language it is written.

Tickled #587

Tickled #587: I accidentally used my Facebook status box instead of Google search and now I don't have to go to any family functions anymore.

Tickled #586

Tickled #586: Speaking my mind is easy. Speaking it tactfully, not so much.

Tickled #585

Tickled #585: In the moonlight, your teeth look just like pearls. Who's Pearl, and what were you doing in the moonlight with her?

Tickled #584

Tickled #584: I don't think you realize just how good looking you are. I mean, you're like a 10 on the hotness scale. And that's coming from a fellow 10, so I know what I'm talking about.

Tickled #583

Tickled #583: I don't always check my voicemail, but when I do, it's only because I want the notification to go away.

Tickled #582

Tickled #582: Pullover. No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Tickled #581

Tickled #581: So I took off her shirt. Then she said,

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