No More Viagra For My Pets

Ruffles turned 18 today
In dog years he is old and fray
Poor fella doesn't have too much time
So I fed him the blue pill to boost his chime
My horny dog turned into a horny toad
Eager as hell to shoot his load
So I got some hooker dogs into his bed
And he humped them hookers dead
Ruffles then humped himself to death
Left this world totally out of breath
Some friends say I commited a sin
What they didn't see was Ruffles' grin
Also remember that all dog's go to heaven guys
Except mine went to heaven twice.

by Jeremy Chin