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Tickled #540

Tickled #540: Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Tickled #539

Tickled #539: What's a pirate's favorite letter? You may think it's arrrr, but nay, his first love be the C.

Tickled #538

Tickled #538: Laziness. Just a derogatory word for efficiency.

Tickled #537

Tickled #537: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

Tickled #536

Tickled #536: The government today announced that it is changing the national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and give you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Tickled #535

Tickled #535: You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying,

Tickled #534

Tickled #534: Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit is the craziest?

Tickled #533

Tickled #533: Mornings really should be moved to a more convenient time of the day.

Tickled #532

Tickled #532: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.

Tickled #531

Tickled #531: I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.

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