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Tickled #460

Tickled #460: Never tie your shoelaces in Paris.

Tickled #459

Tickled #459: I don't always listen to angry music, but when I do, so do the neighbors.

Tickled #458

Tickled #458: At my age, flowers scare me.

Tickled #457

Tickled #457: Friends are therapists you can drink with.

Tickled #456

Tickled #456: Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.

Tickled #455

Tickled #455: Artist

Tickled #454

Tickled #454: Lying about my age is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is.

Tickled #453

Tickled #453: When I was a teenager, my friends would pressure me into doing things like drinking and smoking. Now my friends pressure me into doing stuff like hiking.

Tickled #452

Tickled #452: Congratulations, it's a green.

Tickled #451

Tickled #451: I hate brushing teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

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