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Tickled #450

Tickled #450: A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

Tickled #449

Tickled #449: For a fair selection, everybody has to take the same exam. Please climb that tree.

Tickled #448

Tickled #448: We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake. I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there.

Tickled #447

Tickled #447: Behold, socks Narnia.

Tickled #446

Tickled #446: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,

Tickled #445

Tickled #445: Washing socks.

Tickled #444

Tickled #444: Denise and Denephew

Tickled #443

Tickled #443: If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex.

Tickled #442

Tickled #442: Sex at 82. I just too a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82. I'm so happy, because I live at 74, so it's not far to walk home afterwards.

Tickled #441

Tickled #441: C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says,

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