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Coffee #30

Coffee #30: I never said that I would die if I didn't have coffee. I said other people would die.

Coffee #29

Coffee #29: After I drink coffee, I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Coffee #28

Coffee #28: A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

Coffee #27

Coffee #27: Make sure you get 8 hours of coffee per day.

Coffee #26

Coffee #26: Because of his ongoing ability to increase office productivity, the Employee of the Month award again goes to Mr. Coffee.

Coffee #25

Coffee #25: Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

Coffee #24

Coffee #24: Where's all the coffee? We were mugged.

Coffee #23

Coffee #23: You know you drink too much coffee when you chew on other people's fingernails, you can type 60 words per minute with your feet, you can jump start your car without cables, and all you kids are named Joe.

Coffee #22

Coffee #22: When you gave up coffee, what were the withdrawal symptoms? The only withdrawal symptom was the loss of will and desire to live.

Coffee #21

Coffee #21: Large double dark French roast with three espresso shots and a vigorous slap.

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