Aaron, Shori
Aaron, my childhood and neighborhood buddy, is the biggest prankster you would ever meet. This guy plays pranks on himself for practice.
View images

Adolfo Ayala
If ever you need the non-traditional way to get something, or get something done, Adolfo is your bridge to the LA underground. To escape implication, Adolfo will only admit to knowing a friend of a friend.

Adrienne Lim
Adrienne has a very sing-song manner of talking and tends to draaaag her words. The F four letter word becomes a twelve letter word when Adrienne says it.

Adwoa Amofa
Adwoa's from the royal bloodline of the Akan tribe in Ghana, and our first encounter came from an incident which involved me drawing a pair of tits on her white t-shirt. After she released my throat from her Vulcan death grip, I persuaded her to breathe into a brown paper bag for a few days and we became good friends after that.

Alan Ong
My notorious partner in crime in Taylor's College who taught me to pee on the car door handle of people I did not like.

Alex Chong Hui Mei
Hui Mei's one of my best friends and I call her whenever I've got problems with other best friends. She currently resides in a lovely 2-storey home in New Jersey right across from Manhattan. To help pay off the mortgage, her place doubles up as a B&B, without the breakfast. If her sister is visiting then you don't get the bed either (her couch is really comfy and you still get to use the toilet). If you're interested in here C&C(couch & can), it is $55.99 a night and you get internet access, cable and access to her Cantonese movie library. You can make cheques payable to CASH and mail it to 16 Gerry Raffles Sq, London.

Alicia Chui
Alicia's wardrobe consists primarily of sexy lace bras and semi-transparent blouses. Alicia has a very positive effect on men -- whenever she's around, men would stop thinking only about themselves.

Amber Vahling
The walking beer mop. Standing 4 feet tall and very petite, you'd be amazed how someone so small could consume so much alcohol. After last call one night, Amber wanted to drag me across the state line to Illinois because the drink curfew there was 2 hours later.

Amirol
Amirol once actually offered to buy my 1987 piece-of-shit hypochondriac Honda, confirming that there are some very dumb people out there. Topping the list would be the guy who didn't accept his offer.

Angeline
Angeline and I have the same birthday. She's this really hot girl from Sabah who's got a boyfriend from a head hunting tribe called the Rentap. I considered pursuing her until I found a dead goat pinned to my apartment door.

Ariff Shah Juhari
Ariff and I used to hang out for hours drinking coffee at the Osama's, a coffee joint across from the MU J-school. This was before 9-11, so we didn't find it odd at that time to be hanging out at Osama's sipping lattes.The disturbing thing about Ariff is that he is one of the very few people I know who thinks on the same wavelength as me. When I get dirty thoughts he's the one who ends up smiling.

Art Tilton
I became tennis friends with Art in the early stages of him becoming homeless. He was too proud to ever admit that fact to me, and I chose never to ask him about to keep his pride in tact. ). After our first meeting his appearance got progressively more dirty, but I first became aware of his situation after noticing that he always wore the exact same clothes, and always had to get his tennis racquet from around the corner where I would pick him up (the only thing around that corner was a shopping cart behind a dumpster). Art was actually a former tennis champ from whom I got a lot of tennis tips. At 6:30 one Saturday morning, I got a phone call from Art who insisted I take him to the La Jolla Open. I shot him a stern ‘No' and then he played the Farah Fawcett card. When we arrived at the tournament, Art sat me courtside beside Farah Fawcett. Unfortunately, I knew close to nothing about Farah except that she looked pretty hot when she posed for Playboy, so we did not speak. Later on, Art introduced me to former world greats, Pancho Segura (creater of the two-handed forehand) and Vic Sexias (former Wimbledon and US Open champion). Art himself used to be a sparring partner for Jimmy Connors, and played alongside the likes of Bobby Riggs. I lost contact with Art after I moved to LA. Whenever I'm down in San Diego I still keep an eye out for him.

Audrey Cheng
Audrey used to be Minh Lee's girlfriend until she found out that he wasn't the guy she expected him to be. Me.